Jim Gaffigan Quotes

This City Has So Many Beautiful Women. I Fall In Love Like Every Ten Minutes, I'm Sitting On The Subway, I'm Like, "There's My Wife ... There She Is - Oh, She's Getting Off. All Right, There's The Woman - All Right, That's A Man."

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