Amy Schumer Quotes

They Weren't Ashamed Of Their Bodily Functions And They Didn't Lie To Themselves Or Others. They Had No Patience For Small Talk Or False Pretenses. They Would Laugh When They Wanted To Like There Was No Tomorrow, And Cry Their Eyes Out When They Felt Like It. Basically, I Had Finally Found My People. HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY I Always Fantasized About Losing My Virginity The Way I Think Most Girls Envision Their Weddings: Being Surrounded By My Friends And Family, With A Clergyman Present.

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