Doug Stanhope Quotes

They Say 'life Is Precious'. To Who? To You, When You're Young And You've Got A Few Dollars In Your Pocket. Tell That To The 90-year-old Lying Awake At The Graveyard Shift In The Nursing Home, Groaning With Dementia. The Only Reason He Hasn't Killed Himself Is That He Hasn't Figured Out A Way He Can Do It With Pudding.

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