Monsieur Loads Quotes

They Saw Me And Screamed In Terror, Not Knowing That I Was Gay And Full Of Rainbows! I Let Them Run For Now Because Soon They Would Know My Story And How Nice I Really Was Inside Even Though I Looked Like A Big Scary Bear. Maybe They Got Scared Seeing My Enormous Dong, So I Stopped At A Clothing Store And Put On A Tuxedo So Maybe People Would Know That I Was A Class Act.

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