Chuck Klosterman Quotes

They [dolphins] Are My Least Favorite Member Of The Animal Kingdom. Everyone Seems To Think Dolphins Are Cute And "intelligent," But They're Best Described As Ugly And Impractical. I Don't Want To Come Across As Insensitive, But Show Me A Person Whose Intelligence Equates To That Of A Dolphin And I Will Show You A Fucking Retard.

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