Jim Gaffigan Quotes

They Always Give You Three Ketchup Packets. When You Go Back Up And Ask For More, The Guy Handing Them Out Always Treats You Like You're Taking From His Personal Stash. "Looks Like My Kids Aren't Having Ketchup Tonight."

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