Joan Bauer Quotes

There They Were, The Movers And Shakers Of Benjamin Franklin Hight - The Sports Stars, The Cheerleaders, The Good, The Great, The Gorgeous - Bent Over Their Pizzas.
Trish Sensed My Angst And Said, "My Mother Says Girls Like Lisa Shooty Get The Ultimate Curse Known To Man."
"What's That?"
"Too Much Too Soon."
I Looked At Poor, Cursed Lisa Who Had Been Sprayed With Sex Appeal At Birth. She Had Gleaming Teeth And Long, Raven-black Curls. She Threw Back Her Head And Laughed With Diamond-studded Joy.
"When Do You Think The Curse Takes Effect?" I Asked.
"Not In Our Lifetime," Trish Answered.

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