Paula Poundstone Quotes

There Are Those Wonderful Moments Of Clarity In Life When One Is Reminded How Irreparably Flawed We Humans Are. Once, When I Was Nineteen, On The Subway In Boston I Lost My Balance Slightly And Bumped Into An Elderly Woman. I Quickly Apologized And She Replied, "Well, Hold On To Something, Stupid." There It Is. That's It. That's It In A Nutshell. I Don't Want To Sound Negative, But I Think Every Fetus Should Be Shown A Film Of That Incident, Maybe Projected Up On The Uterine Wall, And Then Asked If It Wants To Come Out. I Am A Strong Believer In A Woman's Right To Choose, But I Also Think That In The Last Trimester, The Kid Should Be Given Every Opportunity To Back Out.

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