Con Riley Quotes

THEO: Who Do You Picture When You Think Of Me?
MORGAN: Papa Smurf.
THEO: Do You Have A Camera In Here Somewhere?
MORGAN: Yes, Theo. I Watch You Jerk Off To Smurf Porn Every Night.

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