Adam Carolla Quotes

The Zipper Is Scarier Than Any Ride At Six Flags Because There Is A Real Element Of Danger. It Was Put Together That Morning By A Guy Who Was Smoking And Sipping Off A Flask While He Was Doing It. And The House Of Mirrors Is A Disaster. It's A Fun House Where The Fun Is Head Trauma From Running Into A Sheet Of Glass.

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