Demetri Martin Quotes

THE ZERO SUM GAME: I Have Found That People Whose Hair Is Teased Do Not Like Brainteasers. By The Same Token, People Who Like Brainteasers Do Not Have Teased Hair. It's Clear That The Human Cranium Cannot Sustain Both.

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