Joe Queenan Quotes

The World Is Changing, But I Am Not Changing With It. There Is No E-reader Or Kindle In My Future. My Philosophy Is Simple: Certain Things Are Perfect The Way They Are. The Sky, The Pacific Ocean, Procreation And The Goldberg Variations All Fit This Bill, And So Do Books. Books Are Sublimely Visceral, Emotionally Evocative Objects That Constitute A Perfect Delivery SystemBooks That We Can Touch; Books That We Can Smell; Books That We Can Depend On. Books That Make Us Believe, For However Short A Time, That We Shall All Live Happily Ever After.

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