Marla Buchanan Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 8 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Marla Buchanan.
Famous Quotes By Marla Buchanan
Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me. — Marla Buchanan
Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe. — Marla Buchanan
I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment. — Marla Buchanan
NEVER settle for 'normal. — Marla Buchanan
I'd rather drink strychnine than be called 'normal. — Marla Buchanan
Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist. — Marla Buchanan
I was 'normal' once; it lasted about five minutes. — Marla Buchanan