Michael Ian Black Quotes

The Truth Is I Feel Bad About Calling You A Whore. I Don't Know Anything About Your Personal Life; My Judgment Was Based On Nothing More Than A General Whorish Vibe You Give Off.
You Look Like You'd Screw Any Squirrel That Came Your Way. You Look Like You'd Even Screw The Knothole In That Tree Where You Live. But This Is All Speculation On My Part, Based On Nothing More Than Your Aforementioned Whorish Vibe And Sleazy Demeanor. Maybe I'm Wrong About You. If So, I Apologize.
But I Really Don't Think I Am.

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