Michael Kupperman Quotes

The Man Behind The Counter At The Donut Store Had Been Somewhat Less Than Courteous Ever Since I Had Prematurely Tried To Hypnotize Him During My First Month Of Practice. Now As I Re-entered The Donut Store He Fixed Me With A Chilly Glare. I Sauntered Up To The Counter, Then I Threw Upon Him My Hypnotizingest Glare. "You Are Getting Sleep," I Told Him. "No, You Are Getting Sleepy," He Retorted, His Hypnotic Eyes Boring Into Mine. The Son-of-a-bitch Had Been Studying Hypnotism Too! "You Are A Young Georage Washington, And You've Been Chopping Down The Cherry Tree," I Asserted, And He Became The Boy President. "I Cannot Tell A Lie," He Piped In A Childish Voice. But It Didn't Last, And He Shook My Control Free. "You Are Anne Boleyn," He Said, And It Was True! "Don't Cut Off My Head!" I Begged...

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