Eoin Colfer Quotes

The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On Turning. Root Grabbed The Microphone From Behind The Desk, And Hauled It Out To The Extent Of Its Cable. "Now Hear This," He Growled, His Gravelly Tones Echoing Around The Terminal. "This Is Commander Root Of The LEP. We Have A Serious Situation Above Ground, And I Would Appreciate Cooperation From All You Civilians. First, I Would Like You All To Stop Your Yapping So I Can Hear Myself Think!" Root Paused To Make Certain His Wishes Were Being Respected. They Were. "Secondly, I Would Like Every Single One Of You, Including Those Squawling Infants, To Sit Down On The Courtesy Benches Until I Have Gone On My Way. Then You Can Get Back To Griping Or Stuffing Your Faces. Or Whatever Else It Is Civilians Do." No One Had Ever Accused Root Of Political Correctness. No One Was Ever Likely To Either.

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

Eoin Colfer Quotes: The Gremlin Mob Turned On Root, And When They Saw The Triple-barreled Blaster On His Hip, They Kept Right On

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