Bill Maher Quotes

The Comedy Gods Are Smiling On Me Tonight, Because For The Longest Time, I Have Said That President Bush Must Set A Timetable For Removing His Head From His Ass ... And, By God, Last Week They Went In And Looked For It. They Didn't Find It, So Now We Don't Know Where It Is, But At Least For Once In My Life, I Get To See The Words Bush, Operation, And Successful In The Same Sentence.

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