John Green Quotes

The Asparagus Is Not, Technically, An Asparagus Spear, Nor Is It Derived From Asparagus Parts. It Is Just A Sculpture That Bears An Uncanny Resemblance To A Thirty-foot-tall Piece Of Asparagus - Although I've Also Heard It Likened To: 1. A Green-glass Beanstalk 2. An Abstract Representation Of A Tree 3. A Greener, Glassier, Uglier Washington Monument 4. The Jolly Green Giant's Gigantic Jolly Green Phallus At Any Rate, It Certainly Does Not Look Like A Tower Of Light, Which Is The Actual Name Of The Sculpture.

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