Jenny Lawson Quotes

The Amount Of Money I Would Pay For People To Stop Fucking Up Grammar Is Only Slightly Lower Than The Amount I'd Give To Ensure I Never Have Grammatical Errors In The Statements I Make Calling Others Out On Their Grammatical Errors.

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