Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Thanksgiving. It's Like We Didn't Even Try To Come Up With A Tradition. The Tradition Is, We Overeat. 'Hey, How About At Thanksgiving We Just Eat A Lot?' 'But We Do That Every Day!' 'Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?'

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