John Mortimer Quotes

Take Sex, For Instance.'
'What Do You Want Me To Do With It?'
'Try To Be Serious For A Moment. Take The Sex Life Of Our Father.'
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Even After A Couple Of Brandies He Felt Extremely Reluctant To Discuss Sex And His Father. 'It's Something I'd Rather Not Think About,' He Said. 'We All Come Into Existence As A Result Of A Momentary Embrace By Our Parents Which Find Impossible To Imagine. [ ... ] We All Assume We're The Result Of Our Own Particular Immaculate Conception.

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