Elizabeth J. Church Quotes

Take One Naive Girl. Bring To Room Temperature In The Big City. Add Three Cups Academia. If In One Cup Encouragement. Fold In Two Drop Love. Sprinkle With One Teaspoon Adoration. Mix Thoroughly. Spoon Carefully Into Greased Pan Of Matrimony. Bake In Desert Heat For 25. Test Doneness With Careless Toothpick. Let Cool On Wire Rack Of Inertia. Serve With Generous Dollops Of Benign Neglect.

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