Baron Vaughn Quotes

Surprisingly I've Never Really Stolen Anything. One Time When I Was Really Young, I Was Walking Down The Street, Found A GI Joe In The Mud, And Took It Home And I Was Like, "I Got A GI Joe!" And Then My Great Grandmother Was Like, "You Stole That." I Said, "What Are You Talking About?" And She Said, "That's Not Yours." I'm Like, "But I Found It!" She's Like, "But It's Not Yours, And Therefore You Stole It." So I Just Went And Put It Right Back In The Mud Where I Found It.

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