Carl Hiaasen Quotes

Still The Congenitally Clueless - Tourists And Locals Alike - Continue To Flop Into The Gulf And Mess With These Phenomenal Creatures, Dooming Them To A Future Of Begging, Sloth, And Worse. A Dolphin That Swims Close Enough To Take A Treat From Your Fingers Is Also Close Enough To Be Stabbed By A Scumbag With A Screwdriver.

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