John Waters Quotes

Sometimes You Have To Recycle Celebrities To Make Them Interesting, And They Can Be Even Better The Second Time Around. Case In Point: The Fabulous And Talented Miss Joey Heatherton, Star Of Stage, Screen, Vegas And Mattress Commercials. Close Your Eyes And Imagine What It Would Be Like To Wake Up One Day And Be Joey Heatherton. On July 8, 1985, It Must Not Have Felt So Hot. Joey, Goddess, Was Detained In The U.S. Passport Office At Rockefeller Center For Allegedly Becoming Abusive At Not Receiving Special Treatment In The Passport Line. Supposedly, She Threw A Tantrum, Grabbed Passport-office Clerk, Mary Polik, Tore Her Hair Out And Smashed Her Head Against The Formica Counter. Oh, Well, Nobody's Perfect.

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