Demetri Martin Quotes

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "I'm Not Racist, But ... " I Say, "I'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "That Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "I Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."

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