Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Sometimes Being Lazy Can Get You In Trouble. You Ever Not Take A Shower All Weekend, Just Lounge Around, Then You're Running Late For Work On Monday? There's Always One Person At Work: "Something Smells Like Smoke In Here!" "Uh, I Went To A Barbeque On Friday Night. Only Had 48 Hours To Take A Shower. Busy."

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