Mike Birbiglia Quotes

Someone Stole My Wallet Last Week. The Guy Called Me Up And He Was Mad At Me. He Was Like 'you Gotta Get Your Finances Together. You Got No Cash, Your Credit Cards Are Maxed Out. You Don't Even Have Minutes On Your Calling Card. I Had To Use My Card To Call You.'

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