Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Some Of The Events In The Olympics Don't Make Sense To Me. I Don't Understand The Connection To Any Reality ... Like In The Winter Olympics They Have That Biathlon That Combines Cross-country Skiing With Shooting A Gun. How Many Alpine Snipers Are Into This? Ski, Shoot A Gun ... Ski, Bang, Bang, Bang ... It's Like Combining Swimming And Strangling A Guy. Why Don't We Have That? That Makes Absolutely As Much Sense To Me. Just Put People In The Pool At The End Of Each Lane For The Swimmers.

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