Elle Kennedy Quotes
So Why'd You Flake Out On The Party?"
"I Wasn't In The Mood. I Kept Picturing You Crying Here Alone And Pity Won Out."
"I'm Not Crying, Jackass." I Point To The Boring-ass Milk Documentary That's Flashing On The TV Screen. "I'm Learning About Pasteurization."
She Stares At Me. "You Guys Pay Money To Subscribe To A Gazillion Channels And This Is What You Choose To Watch?"
"Well, I Flipped By It And Saw A Bunch Of Cow Udders, And, Well, You Know, It Turned Me On, So - "
"EW!"
I Burst Out Laughing. "Kidding, Babe. If You Must Know, The Batteries In The Remote Died And I Was Too Lazy To Get Up And Change The Channel. I Was Watching This Wicked-awesome Miniseries About The Civil War Before Cow Udders Came On.
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