Janet Evanovich Quotes

So Sorry For Your Loss," Grandma Said To Monica. "My Condolences."
"Yeah, Whatever," Monica Said.
Grandma Leaned Into The Casket For A Close Look.
"What Are You Gonna Do, Kiss Him?" Monica Asked.
"I Was Trying To See Where They Cut Him Up When They Took His Brain Out," Grandma Said.
Monica Sucked In Some Fake Smoke. "You'd Have To Unzip His Pants For That One.

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