Mike Birbiglia Quotes

So I'm Standing In A Tree Thirty Feet Above The Pond With My Three Friends And My Friend Pat Says, "Dude, Jump!" And I Look Down At The Water, Which Is So Far Away, And I Say, "That Doesn't Seem Like A Good Plan." And They Said, "Dude, We Already Jumped, It's No Biggie. What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? It's Only Watah" (that's "water" With A Boston Accent), Which Is Really Flawed Logic, That Watah Logic. I Learn Later That Many Bad Things Historically Have Happened In Water. Shark Attacks. Drowning. Bad Sex. But My Friend Nick Makes An Argument That In Massachusetts Is Irrefutable. He's Like, "Do It." So I Do.

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