Amy Schumer Quotes

She's Always Bragging About The Dumbest Stuff. The Other Day She Was Telling Me, She's Like, 'You Know I Can Still Fit In My Wedding Dress.' I Was Like, 'Oh My God, Who Cares, Right?' I Mean It Is Weird That She's The Same Size Now As She Was When She Was 8 Months Pregnant.

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