Daniel Tosh Quotes

Saw Myself Naked In Front Of A Mirror A Couple Days Ago - That's Not The Joke, That's What We Called The Setup. I Saw Myself Naked, And I Said, 'Holy Cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've Heard A Lot Of Bad Things About You, Cracka.

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