Jennifer James Quotes

Rush Hour Brings Out The Worst In Some People. They Make Faces, Gesture, Yell, Call Names, Bump You With Their Car, And Lean On Their Horn Over The Slightest Perception That They Are Right And You Are Wrong. If You Take Any Of These Signals Seriously, You Can Be Hurt Every Time You Drive. If You Cannot Crack A Joke Within A Few Minutes Of Rear-ending Someone On The Freeway, Don't Go Out There.

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