Maria Semple Quotes

Remember All Those Things You Hated About Me When You Were Little? You Hated When I Sang. You Hated When I Danced. You Really Hated When I Referred To That Homeless Guy With The Dreadlocks Who Walked Around The Streets With A Stack Of Blankets Across His Shoulders As "my Brother." You Hated When I Said You Were My Best Friend. I Now Agree With You On That Last One. I'm Not Your Best Friend. I'm Your Mother.

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