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Really, In A Lot Of Ways Being A Cyclist Is Like Being A Vampire. First Of All, Both Cyclists And Vampires Are Cultural Outcasts With Cult Followings Who Clumsily Walk The Line Between Cool And Dorky. Secondly, Both Cyclists And Vampires Resemble Normal Humans, But They Also Lead Secret Double Lives, Have Supernatural Powers, And Aren't Governed By The Same Rules As The Rest Of Humanity - Though Cycling Doesn't Come With The Drawbacks Of Vampirism. Cyclists Can Ride Day Or Night, We Can Consume All The Garlic We Want, And Very Few Of Us Are Afflicted With Bloodlust Or Driven By A Relentless Urge To Kill.

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