Elle Kennedy Quotes

PS, I Want A Stripper For My Birthday," GQ Announces. "Just Decided Now. Get On It."

"I'll Make A Couple Calls," Garrett Promises, But The Second His Friend Wanders Off, He Confides, "He's Not Getting A Stripper. We All Chipped In To Get Him A New IPod. He Dropped His In The Koi Pond Behind Hartford House."

When I Snicker, Garrett Pounces Like A Mountain Lion. "Holy Shit. Was That A Laugh? I Didn't Think You Were Capable Of Showing Amusement. Can You Do It Again And Let Me Film It?"

"I Laugh All The Time." I Pause. "Mostly At You, Though."

He Grabs His Chest In Mock Pain As If I've Shot Him. "You're Terrible For A Guy's Ego, Y'know That?

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