Lauren Barnholdt Quotes

POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):
1. Hey, Drew, Thanks For Letting Me Sleep In Your Bed. I Hope I Didn't Puke All Over Your Sheets.
2. What Do You Mean? I Slept In Your Bed? Really? I Don't Remember Any Of It, I Was So Wasted.
3. Thanks For Not Trying To Molest Me.

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