Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

People Should Get Married Because They Have Finally Seen The Folly Of Being Single: "Oh, This Is All Just Kind Of A Bad Magic Trick. I Just Keep Bending Over To Reach For This Wallet On A String. How Much Longer Am I Gonna Do That?"

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