Bill Hicks Quotes

People Are Bringing Shotguns To UFO Sightings In Fife, Alabama. I Asked A Guy, "Why Do You Bring A Gun To A UFO Sighting?" Guy Said, "Way-ul, We Didn' Wanna Be Ab-duc-ted." If I Lived In Fife, Alabama, I Would Be On My Hands And Knees Every Night Praying For Abduction.

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