David Letterman Quotes

Over The Weekend, Of Course, Down There In Washington, D.C., They Had The Big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do You Know Who Was Really Funny? President Obama. So Funny, In Fact, He Has Already Been Promised 'The Tonight Show' In Five Years.

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