Candi Kay Quotes
Ooh!" Willy Pipes Up. "Maybe He'll Write A Story About Santa And Mrs. Claus Getting Caught With Their Pants Down With Other People. If We Get Lucky, Maybe He'll Kill-"
"Don't Finish That Sentence, Elf."
"Randy, You're Such A Spoilsport. You Can't Say You Haven't Conjured Up That Scenario In Your Big Head A Time Or A Dozen. Continue. Maybe I'll Write That Story."
"No, You Won't. Your Idea Of A Good Story Is Nothing But Sex, Sex, And More Sex. You'd Never Make It Through Writing A Chapter Because You'd Have To Stop And Jerk Off A Half Dozen Times."
"Ew! Not About Santa And Mrs. Claus. Yuck," Willy Comes Back At Him With A Sour Look On His Face. "That's Not Even Funny, Randy.
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