Janet Evanovich Quotes

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn't Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room.
"Hunh," Rangeman Guy Said.
"Yeah," I Said. "Been There, Done That."
"Are You Sure He's Human?"
"Maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The FlexiCuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car," I Said.
"We Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn't Like It," The Guy Said. "You Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn't Like, And You're Out Of A Job And Damaged.

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