Mindy Kaling Quotes

Once, While Living In New York City In The Early 2000s, I Was Asked To Leave A Sports Bar Because The Yankees Were Playing My Hometown Red Sox On TV And I Lost My Cool At A Guy Who Was Loudly Dissing Them. I Yelled, "Derek Jeter Is Baseball's Hitler!

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