Greg Giraldo Quotes
Once I Saw A Homeless Man Wearing His Underwear On Top Of His Pants. Now We Say, Why Don't The Homeless Just Go Out And Get A Job? If He's Wearing His Underwear On Top Of His Pants, I Doubt His Resume Is In Order, And I Don't Think He's Going To Make It Too Far In The Interview Process. In Fact, I'm Pretty Sure That McDonald's Has A No Underwear Over Your Pant Policy.
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