Justin Halpern Quotes

On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony They're Celebrating You Graduating From Eighth Grade? We Just Went To Your Sixth-grade Graduation Two Goddamned Years Ago! Jesus Christ, Why Don't They Just Throw A Fucking Party Every Time You Properly Wipe Your Ass?

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