Bunmi Laditan Quotes

Now To Contradict Myself: If You Do Bring Juice Into Your Home, Know That It's The Closest Thing To Giving Your Child An Ecstasy Pill. Your Toddler Will Fiend For It Hard. He'll Pace Like Someone Itching For A Nicotine Hit As You Pour It, And Grab It Out Of Your Hands With Legit Desperation. Cut It With Water If You Want, But Have You Tasted Your Half-juice, Half-water Concoctions? They Taste Like Piss. You're The Boss, Though.

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