Tara Sivec Quotes

Not All Babies Are Cute When They're Born No Matter How Many New Parents Try To Convince You Otherwise. This Is Yet Another Lie The Half-baked "theys" Lead You To Believe. Some Babies Are Born Looking Like Old Men With Wrinkled Faces, Age Spots, And A Receding Hairline. When I Was Born, My Father George Took My Hospital Picture Over To His Friend Tim's House While My Mom Was Still Recuperating In The Hospital. Tim Took One Look At My Picture And Said, "Oh Sweet Jesus, George. You Better Hope She's Smart." It Was No Different With My Son, Gavin. He Was Funny Looking. I Was His Mother, So I Could Say That. He Had A Huge Head, No Hair, And His Ears Stuck Out So Far I Often Wondered If They Worked Like The Whisper 2000, And He Was Able To Pick Up Conversations From A Block Away.

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