Eddie Izzard Quotes

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "Yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "Yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "Certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"

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